(The "We Have No Idea Who You Are" Policy)
We value your privacy so much that we actually refuse to pay attention to anything you do. Please read our straightforward policy details below:
### 1. The "We Know Nothing" Clause
We do not track, trace, log, sniff, or fingerprint you. We do not use tracking pixels, spyware, or analytics dashboards to study your digital behavior. We don't know your name, your location, your favorite color, or why you are still awake coding at this hour. If a high-level government agency demands a report on your activity, we will hand them a blank piece of paper and a fresh pen.
### 2. The "You Are On Your Own" Rule
Because we aren't tracking you, you are entirely responsible for your own:
• Passwords, API keys, and secret access tokens (please don't write them on a sticky note stuck to your monitor).
• Data backups (if you type rm -rf by accident, there is no magical undo button on our end).
• Late-night browsing choices and code modifications. If your project starts behaving like a haunted house, you are the chief ghostbuster.
### 3. The Cookie Policy
The only cookies we recognize are chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin, and double fudge. We do not place cookies on your browser. If your web browser claims we left a tracking cookie, it is probably confused or trying to make you feel more popular than you actually are.