(The "Don't Be a Jerk" License)
Welcome to the official legal jargon-free zone. By using this code, you agree to the following three extremely serious rules:
### 1. The "Do Whatever" Clause
You are hereby granted a lifetime, non-exclusive license to use, reuse, copy, modify, distribute, translate, or even print this code out and use it as wallpaper. You are completely free to "abuse" the code as much as your compiler allows. We will not judge your questionable formatting habits or nested loops.
### 2. The "No Undesirable Stuff" Ban
While we are highly permissive, we do draw the line at undesirable stuff. You may not use this code to:
• Launch automated robot vacuums bent on world domination.
• Spam anyone's grandmother with advertisements for sketchy vitamins.
• Power any system designed to make the world a sadder, more annoying place (this includes sending unprompted meeting invites on Friday afternoons).
• Rule of thumb: If a reasonable person—or a somewhat intelligent dog—would look at what you are doing and say,
"Hey, that is really not cool," please don't do it.
### 3. The "No Crying" Policy
This code is provided "as-is" and "as-available." If it runs successfully, it is a miracle. If it crashes your database, causes your computer to make suspicious clicking noises, or makes your cat look at you with quiet disappointment, you get to keep both halves. Under no circumstances will we be held liable for any loss of data, sanity, or coffee.